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YEEHAW.DAT

REGIONAL INTELLIGENCE

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LOUISIANA SIGNAL

FLEUR_DE_LIS.EXE

COLD GAY ACTIVITY

ALTITUDE: SUSPICIOUS

CLOSET DETECTED

DOOR STATUS // UNSTABLE

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HETEROSEXUAL SIGNAL

AUTHENTICITY QUESTIONABLE

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VISUAL MATCH FOUND

ANALYZING ACTIVITY...

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SUBJECT PROXIMITY DETECTED

PERSONAL SPACE: COMPROMISED

PROTECTIVE DEVICE

CONDOM INVENTORY // 01

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SIGNAL STRENGTH: ████████

I'M NOT
GAY
PROPAGANDA

CLAIM RECEIVED

HOMOSEXUAL
ACTIVITY DETECTED

INITIATING EMERGENCY ANALYSIS

VISUAL ANALYSIS COMPLETE

SUBJECT MATCH ........ 99.69%
CLOSET INTEGRITY ..... 12%
STRAIGHTNESS INDEX ... 0.00%
GAY AGENDA ACTIVITY .. CONFIRMED

DENIAL PROTOCOL ....... FAILED

WARNING:

HOMOSEXUALITY LEVEL EXCEEDS
AUTHORIZED SYSTEM PARAMETERS

PROPAGANDA DETECTED

CLAIM:

"I'M NOT GAY PROPAGANDA"

VERIFYING CLAIM...

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RESULT ............... FAILED

DENIAL INDEX .......... 96.9%
CLOSET PRESSURE ....... CRITICAL

FATAL SYSTEM ERROR

CONTAINMENT FAILED
CONTAINMENT FAILED
CONTAINMENT FAILED

FATAL_EXCEPTION

GAY.EXE HAS BREACHED
THE CLOSET

PROCESS ID ............ 0069
STRAIGHTNESS .......... NULL
CLOSET STATUS ......... COMPROMISED
CONTAINMENT ........... FAILED

ERROR CODE:

0x69_GAYASS_0420.EXE

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SYSTEM RECOVERY...

REBOOTING GAY.EXE...

ERROR.

PROCESS CANNOT BE CONTAINED.

ATTEMPTING ALTERNATE
RECOVERY...

RENAMING PROCESS...

GAY.EXE

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CLOSET.EXE

APPLYING DENIAL PROTOCOL...

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SUCCESS

CLOSET.EXE

STATUS ............... SUCCESS
STRAIGHTNESS ......... RESTORED*
SYSTEM INTEGRITY ..... STABLE

*UNVERIFIED

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